Had small jeans
Til I went trick or treat
Hell, I was young
Now I'm real fat
They opened Krispie Kreme
I got fat as hell
I was hot in my youth
Now I look like hell
The guys in jail
Packed my crack
When Razzle died
They drained their sacks
Now I'm scarred for life
Then my good dog died
I lost my mind
It made me break
Now I'm eating cake, I'm eating cake
[Pre-chorus:]
I need two Big Macs
And Apple Jacks
Corn in a can
A dollar meal
What a steal!
It makes me squeal
[Chorus:]
Danger
You're in danger
When I'm at the Ground Round
You're in danger
If the buffet is down
Here in Hollywood
A big behind
And I got me a wedge
My gut is real round
And so is my head
Got 3 double chins
From eating pork skins
I love men
And being gaped
And being gaped
Pre chorus:
Thunder thighs
Big brown eye
Potholes where I stood
It's been ten long years
I drank all the beer
Pock marks in my rear
[Chorus:]
Til I went trick or treat
Hell, I was young
Now I'm real fat
They opened Krispie Kreme
I got fat as hell
I was hot in my youth
Now I look like hell
The guys in jail
Packed my crack
When Razzle died
They drained their sacks
Now I'm scarred for life
Then my good dog died
I lost my mind
It made me break
Now I'm eating cake, I'm eating cake
[Pre-chorus:]
I need two Big Macs
And Apple Jacks
Corn in a can
A dollar meal
What a steal!
It makes me squeal
[Chorus:]
Danger
You're in danger
When I'm at the Ground Round
You're in danger
If the buffet is down
Here in Hollywood
A big behind
And I got me a wedge
My gut is real round
And so is my head
Got 3 double chins
From eating pork skins
I love men
And being gaped
And being gaped
Pre chorus:
Thunder thighs
Big brown eye
Potholes where I stood
It's been ten long years
I drank all the beer
Pock marks in my rear
[Chorus:]
- Category
- Motley Crue
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